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This is it. The one that started it all. Disney’s first foray into moviemaking, and the first full-length animated movie ever produced. And it has way more music than you remember. Most of it is bad. Important questions: Is the Evil Queen a stealth feminist icon? Why is the prince so weird, and why does his song suck so much? D-did Snow White ascend into heaven at the end? The music we used is Homeward by Scott Buckley and Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere, off of Music for Podcasts 3. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

We’ve done it. It’s over. We killed the franchise. This is a return to form, imaginary readers. This movie? It’s bad. In fact, it’s mostly nonsense. And we watched it. On purpose. ... Number Nine wasn't even IN it! They didn't mention The Secret Arts ONCE! Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Is Jean-Bob proof that a merciful god does not exist? Discuss. Will this be our penultimate Swan Princess episode? I will not lie, the concept excites me. This is a movie mostly about Derek’s terrible mother, and it’s somehow one of the best in the series. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony’s comic isInspired By True Events

Happy Holidays! Let’s celebrate with the most morose Christmas movie we could find! Well, the most morose movie with Muppets, at least. And really, what says Christmas like abject poverty? Our theme music is Ukulele for Christmas by Lee Rosevere, whose channel is: https://www.youtube.com/@LeeRosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Everybody wants to be a cat. But not these cats, specifically. Other, cooler cats, who do stuff.* *This opinion not necessarily endorsed by the podcast as a whole. Programming note: Tony was losing his voice and also his mic was acting up, so his audio isn't perfect quality. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Hard to call this one “a romp,” but it might be fun, if you can get over the cat murder. And, uh, the onscreen cat sex. And the casual homophobia. Oh, and the original writer went full “concentration camp” later in life. Got some wacky dream sequences, though! Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Yes, that’s really the title. No, none of the writing in the movie is better than that title. No, none of the acting is, either. This movie might actually be a crime against good taste, dinosaurs in general, and James Gurney specifically. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

This was a movie that Steven Spielberg made. On purpose. In 1993. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Remember those beloved mice from that beloved movie? No? Well, this time we paired them with Crocodile Dundee! The podcast is split as to whether this was a worthwhile endeavor. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

This might be the most tv-episode style movie we’ve seen since Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. Buzz didn’t bring all this romantic tension, though. Those mice are down to clown. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

We watch good movies and bad movies for this podcast, but so rarely do we watch a movie that’s straight-up depressing!  But also kind of funny? It’s a strange film, I don’t know what to tell you. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Rip to all those emotionally scarred children and the two rabbits who died for no reason. Pour some out. Oh, and, uh, happy Easter? Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.orgTony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Heads up on this one: Tony accidentally recorded this on the wrong microphone, so his audio is a bit muffled. Still better than our early episodes, but not peak performance. Are you ready for the worst sequel movie we’ve ever seen? A movie where we legitimately wanted the main character to die? A movie that killed Allan-a-Dale!? You’ve got to listen to the end to get that last joke. This is called “foreshadowing.” Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Back to Bluth! Is that anything? It doesn't feel like anything, but I'm writing stream-of-consciousness today, so I'm not changing it. What IS the secret of NIMH? Why is there a terrifying necromancer-coded owl? Will little Timmy survive!? Find out. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Time to go down to the American South so we can experience Ye Olde England in all its glory! At least, that’s how the animals tell it… Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.orgTony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Finally, we watch a movie that asks the big question: how should a framed portrait of your arch nemesis be displayed in your home? Probably other questions were asked, something about Sherlock Holmes and the Disney renaissance and politicians being replaced by robots, but I think we can all agree that this is the important one. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Another year is coming to an end, and who better to celebrate it with than everyone’s favorite unwanted houseguests? Just watch out for the icy patch. Our theme music is Ukulele for Christmas by Lee Rosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Andy is @royalty-valens.bsky.social Tony is @inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

The absolute gall of this movie to use Roman numerals. We’ve done something we swore we would never do, and finally watched the third Balto movie. But can it hold up to the highs and lows of a wolf quest? Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is @inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s the rest of our Halloween episode. Look, we have to do something like this every year or the Krampus will get us. We really enjoyed talking about Haunted Halloween, but that doesn’t stop a near complete emotional breakdown by the end of the episode. So, keep your ears out for that! Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

I’ll say it, listener: you don’t have to beware. You are not, in fact, in for a scare. We talk about Goosebumps, and only one of us has read Goosebumps books! Is Jack Black engaging enough to draw Tony in when he has no context for what’s going on, or is this movie just for the true fans? Meanwhile, Andy provided the footnotes on all the monsters, and we thank him for that.  Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is @theaterbatsTony’s comic is Inspired By True Events