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NEWS: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-29/anthony-albanese-jodie-haydon-wedding-prime-minister-married/106080434 https://www-bbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgkr13lnp1o.amp https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/nov/25/pauline-hanson-suspended-from-senate-over-burqa-stunt-as-mehreen-faruqi-says-parliament-drips-in-racism https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-13/liberals-ditch-net-zero-commitment/106003712 https://interestingengineering.com/culture/mathematics-ends-matrix-simulation-theory https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/barnaby-joyce-to-resign-from-the-nationals-today-20251126-p5nio5.html https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11/19/saudi-arabia-designated-major-non-nato-ally-of-us-gets-f-35-warplanes-deal https://apnews.com/article/campbells-lawsuit-chicken-fired-poor-people-bioengineered-f3822ce2d7e8ac4e5c832e6f98ba459d https://www.smh.com.au/world/north-america/trump-admin-orders-us-embassy-to-collect-data-on-migrant-crime-in-australia-20251125-p5ni3d.html https:

NEWS: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/nov/10/gough-whitlams-dismissal-a-calculated-plot-to-remove-elected-government-via-partisan-ambush-pm-says https://www.businessinsider.com/open-ai-chatgpt-microsoft-copyright-infringement-lawsuit-authors-rr-martin-2025-10 https://www.theage.com.au/politics/victoria/the-votes-are-counted-and-the-quiet-shattered-as-treaty-arrives-in-victoria-20251030-p5n6nr.html https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/oct/16/adani-denies-claims-it-sold-below-market-coal-leading-to-queensland-missing-out-on-hundreds-of-millions-in-royalties https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/gender-quotas-off-the-table-after-liberal-party-review-of-catastrophic-election-loss-20251107-p5n8m5.html https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/jeremy-renner-unsolicited-pics-allegations/ https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-09/veteran-radio-broadcaster-john-laws-has-died-aged-90/105989816 https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2025-10-26/gm-banana-qcav-4-genetic-modification-stops-panama-disea

NEWS: https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/nhs-supports-first-cousin-marriages-143023199.html?guccounter=1 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-10/queensland-government-to-establish-400m-energy-fund/105874318 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-12/government-will-not-negotiate-with-hackers-after-qantas-breach/105882936 https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2025-10-16/australian-rainforest-trees-carbon-storage-producer/105886554 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-08/parliament-increase-fixed-terms-senate-estimates/105865534 https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-stockpiling-warheads-and-chemical-weapons-as-lawmaker-fears-trump-planning-strike/ https://7news.com.au/sport/afl/carlton-sack-club-mascot-after-walking-out-of-young-fans-bar-mitzvah-c-20434351.amp https://www.theaustralian.com.au/nation/politics/victoria-to-ban-masks-and-chaining-at-protests-as-jacinta-allan-insists-melbourne-cbd-is-safe/news-story/b0593c48c575ec0b5aab1ac6551563c7 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/atsuko-okatsuka-riyadh-come

NEWS: https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/seven-west-media-announces-merger-deal-with-southern-cross-media/news-story/cf57bb479028afdad2be4a1558563aad https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/oct/01/sussan-ley-sets-kpis-for-frontbenchers-and-calls-for-discipline-amid-outbreaks-of-internal-division https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz69238p5p8o https://apnews.com/article/shutdown-senate-schumer-thune-trump-health-care-b85fe6cdd5d8cdc3e3aa1f4ae889474f https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-06/singapore-pm-offers-condolences-to-families-of-optus-victims/105844832 https://apnews.com/article/baltic-sea-world-war-ii-marine-life-0688143f3af448aafcc8b33d7d866690?utm_source=onesignal&utm_medium=push&utm_campaign=2025-09-28-Undersea+mystery https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-07/melbourne-metro-tunnel-to-open-in-december/105860642 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-30/more-sunscreens-pulled-from-shelves-over-spf-concerns/105836976 https://www.afr.com/companies/professional-services/deloitte-to-r

NEWS: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-05/victoria-machete-ban-definitition-of-knife-size/105736666 https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/25439596.edinburgh-trams-passengers-failed-tap-off-45-000-times/ https://www.theverge.com/policy/781158/benjamin-netanyahu-charlie-kirk-conspiracy https://www.wantedinmilan.com/news/venice-pickpockets-sue-citizen-watchdogs.html https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/sep/25/qantas-airbus-come-with-one-toilet-for-every-90-economy-passengers-worse-than-jetstar-scoot-and-ryanair https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-21/republicans-warn-australia-over-palestinian-statehood/105798830 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-21/australia-formally-recognises-state-of-palestine/105799238 https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/we-would-reverse-it-ley-writes-back-to-republicans-over-recognition-of-palestine-20250922-p5mx1h.html https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/top/573881/inside-the-hush-hush-visit-that-brought-trump-s-fbi-boss-kash-patel-to-nz https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-says-late-n

NEWS: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/08/05/donald-trump-2028-olympics-los-angeles-transgender-testing/85531661007/ https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/grand-jury-declines-indict-sandwich-guy-threw-sub-dc-federal-officer-rcna227464 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-02/nestle-dismisses-ceo-over-undisclosed-romantic-relationship/105725484 https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c754k7d0z51o https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-18/act-how-to-spot-counterfeit-money-circulating-after-police-warn/105667076 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-18/new-zealand-soldier-guilty-of-attempted-espionage/105668788 https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c17n9k54qz2o https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0r7z2ynd2lo https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-29/virgin-australia-bali-brisbane-flight-toilet-malfunction/105713124 https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360794221/david-seymour-sought-advice-removing-bike-helmet-mandate https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/aug/17/fifa-consider-holding-club-world-cup-every-two

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NEWS: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/14/donald-trump-2020-election-conviction-special-counsel-report-jack-smith https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-dances-ymca-village-people-pre-inaugural-victory/story?id=11787057 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/01/28/doomsday-clock-reset-nuclear-disaster/77972359007/ https://www.euronews.com/culture/2025/01/20/lights-out-meta-rems-michael-stipe-calls-for-meta-boycott-to-protest-rise-of-us-far-right https://futurism.com/fbi-quietly-reveals-ufo-office https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jan/20/thousands-of-imports-enter-australia-from-companies-blacklisted-by-us-over-claimed-uyghur-forced-labour-links-ntwnfb https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz7e0jve875o https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-politics-and-policy/trump-sign-executive-orders-proclaiming-are-only-two-biological-sexes-rcna188388 https://mashable.com/article/trump-executive-order-sex-female-male-gender https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c15znkk12xjo.amp https://www.sbs.com.au/news/ar

NEWS: https://www.404media.co/email/49070e27-ace8-4a7c-a1fe-40957e3115a4/ https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gxnv6ng7yo https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rudy-giuliani-court-today-contempt-hearing-b2673281.html https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/160010/airbnb-flamed-poor-response-to https://watchinamerica.com/news/madame-web-not-eligible-for-best-picture-at-oscars/ https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/kim-jong-un-bans-hotdogs-for-north-koreans-cooking-them-an-act-of-treason/TKN3HJF3HRHZZHCCJ5L7EPF66Q/ https://www.techspot.com/news/106344-millionaire-who-wants-live-forever-stops-taking-longevity.html https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01-06/santos-fined-oil-spill-regulator-legal-proceedings-pilbara-wa/104789170 https://fortune.com/2024/12/27/mark-zuckerberg-hawaii-underground-doomsday-bunker/ https://www.404media.co/pornhub-is-now-blocked-in-almost-all-of-the-u-s-south/ https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/19/politics/kfile-mark-robinson-black-nazi-pro-slavery-porn-forum/index.html http

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NEWS: https://futurism.com/the-byte/aliens-hiding-multiverse https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn9xyqgrlz9o https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/outnumbered-puppets-depopulated-village-japan-crafts-dolls-sense-life-rcna177216 https://futurism.com/the-byte/farmers-deportation-cheap-labor-trump https://www.psu.edu/news/research/story/social-media-users-probably-wont-read-beyond-headline-researchers-say https://fortune.com/2024/11/05/did-joe-biden-drop-out-presidential-race-2024/ https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/ceasefire-in-lebanon-appears-to-hold-as-some-residents-warned-not-yet-to-return/lhk5tmcvv https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/theres-a-new-diy-test-for-infections-hitting-thousands-each-year-experts-have-a-warning/v9x78zuw0 https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/meth-soaked-cow-onesie-how-an-alleged-smuggler-tried-to-get-drugs-into-australia/4htjhbtub https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/oct/28/lnp-has-mandate-for-youth-reforms-miles-says-as-crisafulli-sworn-in-as-queensland-premier https://www.

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NEWS: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-05/asio-lifts-terror-threat-level-to-probable/104141650 https://www.eurasiantimes.com/chinese-vessel-caught-stealing-british-shipwrec/ https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cnl02jl5pzno https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3g9vwvy430o https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/2024/05/16/mcdonalds-uk-rebrands-happy-meal-the-meal-mental-health/73720327007/ https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/jul/13/labours-rooftop-revolution-to-deliver-solar-power-to-millions-of-uk-homes https://www.npr.org/2024/07/05/nx-s1-5027839/greece-six-day-workweek-law https://edition.cnn.com/2024/07/08/travel/milan-malpensa-airport-berlusconi-intl-scli/index.html https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-18/australian-super-socially-aware-option-lent-to-coal-oil-and-gas/104108152 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-20/how-a-piece-of-software-caused-global-meltdown/104120864 https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2024/07/20/blue-screen-of-death-microsoft-says-turn-it-off-and-on-again-and-agai

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