Top Story! Weekly Report

Was the Secret Service getting some secret servicing? Did Facebook just purchase a billion dollars' worth of hipness? Did Charles Manson's parole hearing go all "Helter Skelter?" And does America want an extra helping of the Buffett rule? For everything going on in your world this week, this is Top Story! Weekly. For video of the live show, go to http://www.youtube.com/topstoryweeklyvideos.

Does Mitt Romney wish he could shake and erase this past week? Is Israel passing model legislation? Does Donald Trump think Rosie O'Donnell is going to be huge? And are Jersey Shore cast members addicted to something other than publicity? For everything going on in your world this week, this is Top Story! Weekly. For video of the live show, go to http://www.youtube.com/topstoryweeklyvideos.

Was the head of Invisible Children wearing invisible pants? Can Jack Bauer save the "24" movie? Should you worry when your dentist says "open wide?" And does even St. Patrick have a hangover today? For everything going on in your world this week, this is Top Story! Weekly. For video of the live show, go to http://www.youtube.com/topstoryweeklyvideos.

Are people just finding out that Rush Limbaugh is a huge asshole? Was Michael Jackson's song catalogue touched inappropriately? Is the Jeopardy robot buying stocks in the form of a question? And are consumers ready to take a bite out of the new Apple? For everything going on in your world this week, this is Top Story! Weekly. For video of the live show, go to http://www.youtube.com/topstoryweeklyvideos.

Is getting mocked by Rush Limbaugh a "fluke?" Did Whitney Houston crack the Top Ten? Is a porn career inevitable when your name is "Dakota Cochrane?" And did going to the ATM just get a little sweeter? For everything going on in your world this week, this is Top Story! Weekly. For video of the live show, go to http://www.youtube.com/topstoryweeklyvideos.

Was silence golden on Oscar night? Was ESPN racially Lin-sensitive? Does Mark Wahlberg want his kids to have their own entourage? And what does take to get the answer you want on the red carpet? And Drew Seely asks Amy Paffrath a BIG question! For everything going on in your world this week, this is Top Story! Weekly. For video of the live show, go to http://www.youtube.com/topstoryweeklyvideos.

Do Brooklyn babies like caffeine a whole "latte"? If a heart attack happens in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas? Is Barbie's new dreamhouse Buckingham Palace? And what was an Al-Qaeda terrorist trying to bomb under there? For everything going on in your world this week, this is Top Story! Weekly. For video of the live show, go to http://www.youtube.com/topstoryweeklyvideos.

Has Prop 8 been Prop 86'd? Did Gary Busey follow Donald Trump…by filing for bankruptcy? Can driving while high lead to accidents…like going to Taco Bell? And does Newt Gingrich have a Texas Ranger in his corner? For everything going on in your world this week, this is Top Story! Weekly. For video of the live show, go to http://www.youtube.com/topstoryweeklyvideos.

Is the face of the Susan B. Komen Foundation pink…from embarrassment? Is it not easy…bein' a Fox News anchor? Is Paula Abdul an ex-Judge of "X Factor?" And are SAG and AFTRA "acting" like they're going to merge? For everything going on in your world this week, this is Top Story! Weekly. For video of the live show, go to http://www.youtube.com/topstoryweeklyvideos.

What is the state of the union, other than "sucky?" Did something happen to Joan Rivers' manhole? Was Tracy Morgan almost "Saturday Night Dead?" And should the host of "Wheel of Fortune" be called Pat Sajak-Daniels? For everything going on in your world this week, this is Top Story! Weekly. For video of the live show, go to http://www.youtube.com/topstoryweeklyvideos.

Did people learn about the Wikipedia blackout by going to Wikipedia? Did Dolly Parton cause Anderson Cooper to make a "Joyful Noise". . . in his pants? Is Russell Brand still crying over "The One Who Got Away?" And will not getting an Oscar nod make anyone in Hollywood a grouch? For everything going on in your world this week, this is Top Story! Weekly. For video of the live show, go to http://www.youtube.com/topstoryweeklyvideos.

Do the United States Marines have a new "number one" problem? Will students in Georgia be emancipated from math problems? Does the real-life Jerry Maguire need someone to show him the money? And is Jay-Z's 100th problem dirty diapers? For everything going on in your world this week, this is Top Story! Weekly. For video of the live show, go to http://www.youtube.com/topstoryweeklyvideos.

Is something rising in Iowa other than corn? Is Barney Frank's seat about to be filled by a Kennedy? Does a Miss California hopeful want both world peace and a piece of the other contestants? And did a drive through employee see someone's sesame seed buns? For everything going on in your world this week, this is Top Story! Weekly. For video of the live show, go to http://www.youtube.com/topstoryweeklyvideos.